bone crusher

Term used to describe a fat or overweight woman.

Take a look at bone crusher over there!

by Mason April 14, 2003

funny bone

the elbow(origin unknown)

Ouch, I just hit my funny bone.

by Light Joker November 12, 2004

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

Insta-bone

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV

I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut

by Dave December 17, 2003

bone

n. informal, Short for Trombone.

Mate can you hold my bone while i go and get some lube for the slide?

by eggo August 6, 2004

Bonehammer

noun or verb

the act of giving sex to a woman,

messed up, wrecked, destroyed

I just gave your mom the Bonehammer
I am Bonehammering your girlfriend

by lloydiantiger November 30, 2011

bone and disown

Another way of saying "fuck and chuck" meaning to have sex with your boy/girlfriend and then break up with them.

Tyler boned and disowned Shanna.

by GhettoBootay July 24, 2005