John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
by mynameismark September 1, 2005
Get the frog in a blender mug.puntang fender blender... stik ur wang up a gals pussy swirl it round a bit stik it up her ass punch her in back of head whip out quickly (pink sock) and stick remains in blender and use for lube
this slut pissed me off so i decided too puntang fender blender her... she cried and i now have a damn criminal record
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Get the blinden mug.To do a sit-up with your eyes closed. Usually a prank in wich one party bets another party they cannot do a sit-up with their eyes closed. When the second party tries to complete this task the first party pulls down their pants and places their buttocks where the face of the second party will be upon completing the sit up. This always results in hilarity for the first party and a brown nose for the second.
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