American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.
After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
Get the Early to bed, early to rise mug.A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).
Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.
Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.
Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.
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It means to go to sleep.
by Me_simply October 31, 2018
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Get the shit the bed mug.1. (phrase) roughly meaning "Well I'll be damned."
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.
on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.
on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.
by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007
Get the shit the bed mug.bunk bed-when someone has an ugly face but a hot rockin body therefore it is acceptable to sleep with him/her
by Rahul Goswami July 22, 2008
Get the bunk bed mug.Meaning either "go away" or "leave me alone". Sometimes used as an insult to make one feel childish as if it was past their bed time.
by Nicole February 7, 2004
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