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Early to bed, early to rise

American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.
After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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Philadelphia Bunk Bed

A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).
Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.

Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.
by Detective Jinx November 14, 2017
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Carry yo ass to bed

Carry yo ass to bed before I whoop your ass.
by Me_simply October 31, 2018
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shit the bed

When someone literally takes a dookie in their bed
by Yo Mama April 20, 2005
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shit the bed

1. (phrase) roughly meaning "Well I'll be damned."
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.

on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.
Shit the bed... its too early for this!
by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007
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bunk bed

bunk bed-when someone has an ugly face but a hot rockin body therefore it is acceptable to sleep with him/her
Brintney spears is so bunk bed
by Rahul Goswami July 22, 2008
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Go to bed

Meaning either "go away" or "leave me alone". Sometimes used as an insult to make one feel childish as if it was past their bed time.
Nicole: Hey man, get off the computer
Bobby: Go to bed you bitch
by Nicole February 7, 2004
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