fried beaver

The act of Smacking a hooker over the head and gang banging her

My buddy invited me over for some fried beaver!

by Redneck Riddler September 20, 2017

Night beaver

A beaver (vagina) that most often appears at night in search of wood (penis).

Carly, we know the night beaver is hungry, but cover that thang up!

by Twatdoumean October 17, 2017

Portland Beaver Burp

When two women sicissor and one queefs into the others vagina.

Patty blew her queef (burp) into Joan's beaver while scissoring in Portland. Hence: Portland Beaver Burp

by EATME@===> December 5, 2018

Cabin Beaver

a serious condition in which a guy has spent so much time with an ugly girl ... that he actually begins to find her attractive. Typically occurring in the work place, there is only one known cure for cabin beaver... And it ain't pretty.

Ricky: There is that hot chick I work with. Man I want to bang her so bad!

Art: Her? Dude, you got a serious case of Cabin Beaver.

by FTWk January 30, 2012

spread beaver

When a girl spreads her cunt (labia, flaps, vulva) completely apart with her fingers to show ALL of her vagina. This is commonly done in Penthouse magazine.

1. There is plenty of spread beaver in Penthouse.

2. The stripper spread her cunt apart and the crowd cheered and taunted her spread beaver.

3. The whore loves to show her spread beaver.

by J. Dell May 24, 2006

Shaggy Beaver

A slang term for a girl who has such an out of control muff it looks like shag carpeting.

1. "I went down on this chick last night and she had such a shaggy beaver I'm still pulling pubes out of my braces."

2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."

by cmoney55 September 7, 2011

Wartorn Beaver

An old crotchity snatch that has been through alot. Weathered by alot of usage. Also can be used as a derogitory term to describe someone.

Boy that Bill Duer sure is a Wartorn Beaver.

His girlfriend sure does have a weird looking wartorn beaver in between him legs.

by Bill Duer March 10, 2007