kaitlynn beard

Rude, Self centered, and gets jealous easily. She dosent care about anyone else or there feelings. She only cares about herself and is stuck up.

Kaitlynn beard: rude brat

Kailtynn laughed at Allison when she fell down the stairs and made fun of her.She made Allison feel sad and told her to suck it up and stop being a baby.

by Raelee November 23, 2021

Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality

Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother

by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022

Nut Beard

Pubic hair on the satchel resembling a beard. It may or may not be connected to a nut stache.

I looked so much better naked before I shaved my nut beard

by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

by Rob April 8, 2004

Holiday Beard

The girl (or guy) you take to your parent's house over the holidays 'cause you're not ready to come out of the closet yet. See beard.

"Yeah, I'm going to Jim's folk's house this Christmas...apparently, I'm his holiday beard."

by g33dav3y December 21, 2008

dolly beard

unfeasably attractive young woman, who acts as camoflage to hide the fact that her chum is a homosexual male. dolly beards as usually seen at reunions and parties, acting tarty with that boy from school who played with dolls and skipping ropes.

'did you see the state of that poofter ? he had his dolly beard with him-ha! we all know he's gay!'

by Gomble September 24, 2009