Sexual Assault/Battery

Unwanted physical contact of a sexual nature.

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Back in Battery

Originally an artillery term for a gun which has completed its recoil/postfiring cycle and is ready to fire again. Common usage now is 'ready to go,' or recovered. Also seen as 'Back to Battery.'

"I set my hair on fire last night, but five hours' rack time and I'm back in battery."

by blade-the-dog February 5, 2024

maduka hitler batter omelette

What the fuck

(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?

by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

why does a banana battery work

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family

human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.

by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025

Be A Battery

a game about batteries.
its on roblox, and its fun.
just charge...

p#1: hey, you wanna play Be A Battery? p#2: heck yeah!

by Fictional Googology April 19, 2025

Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.

"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."

by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025