Baer

A big greasy german guy, who loves drinking beer and sleeping in until 1 or 2 in the afternoon. Often is a big moocher and bums cigarettes from all of his friends and barges in others rooms to smoke his ciggs. and leave his lingering presence!

Damn that Baer is a son of a bitch, he smoked all my ciggs. and drank all my juice!

by Godfather55 February 6, 2008

badgermilk

Creamy, tasty substance that comes from Badgers. Coveted for it's silky taste, great for all milk products. Only produced by special Badgers, badgermilk is a rare and creamy substance,

"Yo homes can I get some milk?" Freddy Asked. "Nope, but I got something even better." His friend said. "BADGERMILK"

by Eat A Badger January 5, 2009

war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who survived the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandparents are war bagels."

by pjiy February 26, 2009

badger

Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.

'oi nige, that badgers licking my jelly tots!'

by ferret boy May 22, 2006

badgers

Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.

badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers..mUUushrooOm, MuUshroOom!..badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers

by wysiwyg February 16, 2004

Bagel Bitch

A man whore who sends seductive pictures of oneself doing innapropriate things with a bagel. These pictures turn many women on.

Hey did you hear about bagel bitch?

Yeah I bet he will get laid someday...

by Quackers14505 March 21, 2009

Bagel

Bagel Girl. A girl with a youthful face but a mature and curvaceous body.

Baby girl’s a bagel with her glamour body baby face.

by Jinxii March 14, 2011