Bachelor

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).

BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Fat back

A big ass.

Boy#1:Damn look at that girl son!

Boy#2:Ugh man I know she got a FAT Back!!

by Expierence February 4, 2010

back the fuck up

a hostile directive to retreat; usually to feign an attempt to prevent an altercation.

Nigga, You had best to back the fuck up offa me fo I beat yo bitch-ass!

by spence-doggy-ddog February 11, 2006

backdoor meat

Taking a cock in the ass.

I'm gonna give her some of that backdoor meat.

by RedStore4 April 30, 2010

Back rub

A back rub is usually done for someone whom has a stiff back, or just wants to relax. But in some cases a back rub can turn into something sexual and may make a mistake aka your child.

You were suppose to be a back rub

by Itsmemememememememememem ememe May 14, 2018

Bachelor Plate

A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.

Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.

Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?

Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.

Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!

by I got you back July 18, 2009

backstab

To betray a friend by doing something "behind their back" that would harm them in any way.

Joe backstabed me when he told Tori about our secret last weekend.

by Salchite March 6, 2005