a sexual act, if the female gets pregnant as a result, the world population would be 100000000000000000000.
by zedo July 28, 2006
Get the Asshole Sexmug. when someone has been fucked in the ass too many times and the skin of their asshole is loose and flabby; can also be used as insult
by awesomeman January 15, 2005
Get the flabby assholemug. someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.
the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole
originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"
the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole
originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"
by MeThisGuy February 19, 2011
Get the prized assholemug. A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.
A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!
by Jonathan December 13, 2004
Get the Asshole-Milkshakemug. 1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!
1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!
by Amie & Megan May 12, 2007
Get the asshole sandwichmug. by Kevin October 11, 2003
Get the Asshole parkingmug. Needing locks on doors is a basic example. You step outside, shut the door, realize you locked yourself out and are stuck on the front steps in your bare feet in February. You are paying the asshole tax.
Or, at the airport, having to take off your shoes because someone once thought it was a good idea to try to blow up a plane with a shoe and someone else thought making everyone in their world take of their shoes would prevent that from ever happening again. The inconvenience is a small asshole tax. If you pick up a foot fungus from walking barefoot or sock-footed where thousands of others have, you're paying a bigger asshole tax.
Or, at the airport, having to take off your shoes because someone once thought it was a good idea to try to blow up a plane with a shoe and someone else thought making everyone in their world take of their shoes would prevent that from ever happening again. The inconvenience is a small asshole tax. If you pick up a foot fungus from walking barefoot or sock-footed where thousands of others have, you're paying a bigger asshole tax.
by Ygorl March 27, 2010
Get the asshole taxmug.