Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

Charlie Beard

a '90s-style stubble beard popularized by the Party of Five character Charlie Salinger

Hey man, screw growing a moustache in Movember... I'm bringing back the Charlie Beard!

by Everezo November 11, 2014

Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.

That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.

by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016

Nut Beard

Pubic hair on the satchel resembling a beard. It may or may not be connected to a nut stache.

I looked so much better naked before I shaved my nut beard

by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

by Rob April 8, 2004

Holiday Beard

The girl (or guy) you take to your parent's house over the holidays 'cause you're not ready to come out of the closet yet. See beard.

"Yeah, I'm going to Jim's folk's house this Christmas...apparently, I'm his holiday beard."

by g33dav3y December 21, 2008

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004