Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a poser."
Example 2
"I saw a guy wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023

Poser

A term used by skaters to describe another ‘fake’ or ‘all for show’ skater. Posers usually suck at skateboarding and can quite easily get on your nerves.

Rocco: have you seen the kid who just moved into the neighborhood?

Rosa: yea he’s such a poser.

by BoomerTaj July 13, 2020

POSER

To pose: To pretend, to be somebody you're not, Like Julia Cortes

to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.

Julia Cortes is poser

by msyessiirr May 28, 2021

Oddball poser

Someone who starts posing as an oddball or a weirdo once the stigma is gone and there's no social consequence. The kind of people who wouldn't smoke pot or do any drugs that would make them look like junkies until there was no stigma and everybody did it.

The oddball poser found a sense of comradery with a group of other oddball posers once there were no more odd people left, and phasing them out was complete.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020

Poser

Somebody that lies about every aspect of their life, what they believe in, what they feel, and who they are. Somebody that has an endless amount of false names, not false screen names or something mostly benign, something a bit more malicious, but has many false names in real life and claims each one of them is his/her real name.

The girl was the kind of poser that didn't want anyone to accurately identify her, so she had numerous false names and looked like a different person on the outside almost every time you saw her.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Cinderella poser

Somebody with a spoiled rotten middle class sense of desperate and urgency, usually in reference to winning sports games.

The Cinderella poser loved to preach about desperation and being one of the marginalized folks, but she didn't actually know anything about being desperate or marginalized from life experience, which is why she was the worst kind of senseless person, the kind that didn't know she wasn't an unbearable enemy, or that she had no common sense.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Posers

Someone who portrays themself as a hero, or a villain, or has somebody else portray them as a hero, or villain.

The two girls posed for a photo for the books before running off with all the money, just like the rest. That made them posers, not heroes.

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021