find yourself another piece of the action 

You're dumped. The origin is from a GNR song- You're crazy.

1: You know what, bitch?

2: What, lame motherfucker?

1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.

find yourself another piece of the action by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

pull yourself up by your boot straps 

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

pull yourself up by your boot straps by Uncle Dimma May 18, 2012

Backed yourself 

The act of shitting oneself!

Damn it Keith, have you backed yourself again?

Backed yourself by Monsieur Crisp Packet Hands January 22, 2021

hand yourself 

An alternative phase for when your too lazy to say you’re about to jerk off.

Bro are you really about to hand yourself? Shame.

hand yourself by SquardWed March 19, 2021

break yourself off 

Masterbate

Can you break yourself off for me?!

break yourself off by Matadorgirl December 8, 2021

Go Clone Yourself 

So you can go fuck youself.

In an e-mail I had spoke to a contributor where I made a track to a troll "Go Clone Yourself.... so you can go fuck yourself" she started howling at that remark. I seen an author do a photo where he did a photo like this as I was trying not to make the joke then someone did a photo of Kayne West as I was going "Damn it -- that was my joke." Oh well they took the crack and ran with it.

Go Clone Yourself by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

I'm going to kill yourself 

A variation of telling someone you're going to kill or murder them, commonly used in jokes or slangs among middle schoolers.

Dude if you don't stfu, I'm going to kill yourself!

I'm going to kill yourself by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022