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infinite wipe

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.
by HotDog456 January 27, 2024
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dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
mugGet the dick wiping thingmug.

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023
mugGet the Melon Wipemug.

Board Wipe

This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
He used a board wipe and we basically had to start over
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
mugGet the Board Wipemug.

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
by Chonchberry October 22, 2020
mugGet the Wipe down Fish’s boatmug.

wipe irl

The term "wipe irl" is an offensive internet slang used to insult individuals who are sexually attracted to feces. It is a derogatory way to mock or belittle someone by suggesting they need to "wipe" themselves in real life (IRL), implying that their interest or fetish is so extreme or disgusting that they are literally covered in feces. This term is often used to express extreme disgust or to shame someone for their sexual preferences, particularly coprophilia, which is the paraphilia involving sexual arousal from feces or defecation.

It's important to note that using such terms to insult or demean others is harmful and contributes to a culture of stigma and shame around sexual preferences. Everyone deserves respect and dignity, regardless of their sexual interests, as long as those interests are consensual and do not harm others.
"ugh, jared should definitely wipe irl, i saw they search history and i am beyond DISTURBED 🤮"
by silly guy on the internet January 23, 2025
mugGet the wipe irlmug.

Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg
I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday
by rn30 April 20, 2024
mugGet the Wipe Wednesdaymug.

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