A person who peeks through out a window looking at shadow things, the neighbors, or other random stuff while trying to remain unnoticed.
I heard a noise outside, so I quickly rushed over to the window to peak out my curtains & a shadow person was window peeking back at me. One of us needs sleep. Damn window peekers.
by Batman 406 April 7, 2017
Get the Window Peekermug. Windows ME - a ridiculous example of how bad Microsoft operating systems can be. Windows ME (or Windows Mistake Edition if you know what I'm saying) had started development in 1999 while Windows NT 5.0 (known as Windows 2000 in its final release) was being developed for professional use. Windows ME was meant to be for home use and it was basically an upgrade to Windows 98. It was also the last operating system to be ran on top of MS-DOS (which made no sense because even though Windows NT existed, why would Microsoft want to make a 32-bit operating system on top of a 16-bit kernel?). It was also rushed - good job Microsoft. (You didn't only rush this OS so good job!) Due to how rushed it was, it had performance issues and driver support showed vulnerabilities. (Some builds of ME fucking blue screened when shutting down in safe mode - how amazing.) . Programs also ran on a single string of memory, meaning if one program crashed, every other program would crash too.
In 2000:
Person 1: "Hey, why are you using Windows 2000 at your house even though it's for professional use?"
Person 2: "Windows ME just doesn't support hardware that Windows 2000 does and it's shit. When I tried Windows ME at another place it just blue screened like every second.")
Person 1: "Understandable."
Person 1: "Hey, why are you using Windows 2000 at your house even though it's for professional use?"
Person 2: "Windows ME just doesn't support hardware that Windows 2000 does and it's shit. When I tried Windows ME at another place it just blue screened like every second.")
Person 1: "Understandable."
by mrfunnylaughs February 17, 2020
Get the Windows MEmug. An operating system based on the PlaySkool interface. Magically appeared after Apple introduced it's "Aqua" environment, making the first move to make a computer operating system more enjoyable, and pleasing to the eye. Basically, take Windows 98 and Windows 2000, mix them together and add PlaySkool design techniques, and you have Windows XP.
XP User: Whoa dude check out my new Windows XP i just bought! My start button is GREEN! HEHEHE!!!
Mac User: Oh umm, ok sure.. check this out *moves pointer across dock as it expands*
XP User: Whoa thats slick, where did you download that!?
Mac User: Um, i didn't download anything, I purchased a computer from the correct section of the store at CompUSA.
Mac User: Oh umm, ok sure.. check this out *moves pointer across dock as it expands*
XP User: Whoa thats slick, where did you download that!?
Mac User: Um, i didn't download anything, I purchased a computer from the correct section of the store at CompUSA.
by Matthew Gill May 9, 2006
Get the Windows XPmug. 1.)
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
Fucking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..
2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
Fucking
Tell
-us-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Satisfactory!
3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses.
4.) cheap crap that never works.
5.) term used to describe worthless trash.
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
Fucking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..
2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
Fucking
Tell
-us-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Satisfactory!
3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses.
4.) cheap crap that never works.
5.) term used to describe worthless trash.
guy_1; "this computer keeps crashing!"
guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?"
guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!"
guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.."
guy_1; "what?"
guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches."
guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"
guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?"
guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!"
guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.."
guy_1; "what?"
guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches."
guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"
by Yooski February 28, 2010
Get the Microsoft Windowsmug. person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.
by gavin September 27, 2003
Get the window lickermug. 2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.
Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...
Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...
Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
by java bo jangles July 5, 2011
Get the Caffeine Windowmug. by YusufT19 May 12, 2019
Get the Windows 3.5mug.