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Bone Window 

The margin of opportunity that exists for a man to be able to have sex with a woman within a given scenario.
Kyle: "Dude, Carly has been hittin’ on me all night. Someone said that her boyfriend will be showing up later, though."

Steve: "You better go hit that while the bone window is still open."
Bone Window by Steevoh June 3, 2009

Single Window 

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.
Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.
Single Window by mpimp00gf November 12, 2009

palladian window

A three-part window where the center window is arched and wider than the two straight topped side windows
Named after Andrea Palladio
Person 1: "Wow, those windows are pretty cool"
Person 2: "Yeah, those seem to be palladian windows. European architecture is where it's at"
palladian window by EmzieWemzie December 14, 2020

clear car window 

it’s like stanning for clear skin but instead for clear car window
“dude that’s so fuckin’ swag stan that for clear car window

Misty Window 

A sexual act so disgusting and graphic that it can not be mentioned in conversation. A deplorable sexual act that is seen as the most shocking and heinous.
Dave: "I gave that girl a misty window."
Barry: "That is horrible"
Misty Window by mfdiction January 13, 2011

Ghetto Window 

Sheets of plywood covering first floor windows and doors of vacant homes and businesses. Used to prevent ghetto family units from moving back into homes unfit for humans. Most commonly found in democrat controlled metropolitan areas such as Detroit. Occasionally used as a graffiti billboard for local gangs.
T'Shaun - dafuq, why can't I see out muh crib?
D'Marcus - sheeit nigga, the gubmint installed ghetto windows.