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Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.
I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.
by HouseFace May 23, 2025
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San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
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Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)
Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”
by Dead step sister April 7, 2024
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Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg
I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday
by rn30 April 20, 2024
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Didley Wipe

A Jackie who cums over a period of time
Oops I orgasmed for three minutes. I’m such a didley wipe
by Queen of Russia November 25, 2021
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Wipe yo ass wid it

To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.
“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”
by BboiSnakeSauce February 8, 2024
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