Water Puppies

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy

Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.

by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021

Water Jacking

Using a shower head to spray your genitals until you orgasm.

“Dude, my girlfriend was definitely Water Jacking in the shower last night, She spent like an hour in there!”

by WagonMann September 11, 2022

Hotdog Water

The juices secreted when you’re soaking (the act of marinating ones flesh wiener in a vagina without movement)

man she never lets me drink the hotdog water!

by Lizzrds Duckie May 4, 2022

Thuggizzle Water

Thuggizzle Water Is A Spring Water Sourced Deep In The Appalachian Mountains Of Georgia Where Over 65" Of Rainfall A Year On Average

Did you know that Thuggizzle Water comes from the Appalachian Mountains Of Georgia?

by anonymous May 19, 2022

Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022

Water Chimp

Chiron. Chiron is a Water Chimp

That dude over there is such a Water Chimp

by StAlche November 11, 2020