Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 16, 2021

uncle bernard

the man with a sex face and big penis. loves to sex AMOUG. cum all over my ass.

sexer: omg uncle bernard is here
AMOUG: omg!! uncle bernard??
uncle bernard: we will sex big cock.

by bakaslutbussylicker May 2, 2021

Sugar uncle

A man who who lavishes gifts on a young person in return for sexual or company favors

Sugar Uncle giving me money cause I gave him love

by Jonahsh July 14, 2023

The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

by #BVBoi August 15, 2023

Uncle Touchy

An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.

I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

Uncle jake

A man with the greatest facial hair on the planet

The guy over there is such an uncle Jake.

by afraize December 2, 2021

Uncle chad

Uncle chad is a made up part of peoples family. He often is a musician or entertainer, but in reality, is nothing more than a figment of a delusional persons imagination

Uncle chad is sure to show this family reunion (46th time this has been said)

by BrotherBean69 July 8, 2022