uncle squinty

Malcolm Nicholls

Malcolm was out last night, and went from Nicko Suave to Uncle Squinty around 1 am.

by APMBoston Boston taxguy June 12, 2018

Uncle Touchy

An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.

I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 26, 2023

Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

by Ayemwiz January 09, 2017

Sugar uncle

A man who who lavishes gifts on a young person in return for sexual or company favors

Sugar Uncle giving me money cause I gave him love

by Jonahsh July 15, 2023

Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.

ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.

by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022

Uncle Ben

An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.

"If it weren't for Uncle Ben, Most of us wouldn't be here" - Peter B. Parker (Earth-616)

by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023

Uncle Dennis

When you fall asleep on the shitter when you’re shit faced.

What the fuck... Tom drank so much he pulled an Uncle Dennis

by Teddyweeds November 19, 2017