(pronounced ult-TOE-miht)- is used by or to describe one who believes his or her very essense is an ULTIMATE gift from God to human beings, when in fact this person is actaully a dissasterous creature. They exasperate all wrongs in the world by following the ways of Slothism, Greedation, Lazeranity, and Slobbery. This person(s) use the word ULTIMATE to describe themselves but spits out the work ULTOMIT due to the dissatisfied view from nature on this person.
1. (said from The Ultomit D00D) "ah have to be ULTOMIT, D00D"
2. (said with malice and hate) "Man, your final paper is absolutely horrible, effortless, and you even spilled coke on it after your cat urinated all over the title page...BUT because you and this paper are so ultomit, the professor will definitely give it a 100, you lucky d00sh."
3. (dialogued with an Ernamik and Ultomit person)
Ultomit - "hey man check out my car, its totally ultomit dood!"
Ernamik - "you put dents all over the fenders, scratches all over the hood, cracked the glass, smoked the engine, stripped the automatic transmission, put trash and cat poo all on the seats and floor, and its the worst year for a Topaz...yep it's definitely ultomit, D00000D."
4. (dialogue with an ultomit person who plays video games)
Ultomit - "D00D, I'm so depressed cause this guy said for me to give him my grandfather sword and he will come back later to give me the item that we were going to trade, but he never came back, and my hardcore character died cause i was hacked"
Ernamik - "why dont you go cry about it some more ya ultomit pansie. Man you are so stupid, thats why you trade in a trade box you moron, now get out of my house cause you smell like shit"
2. (said with malice and hate) "Man, your final paper is absolutely horrible, effortless, and you even spilled coke on it after your cat urinated all over the title page...BUT because you and this paper are so ultomit, the professor will definitely give it a 100, you lucky d00sh."
3. (dialogued with an Ernamik and Ultomit person)
Ultomit - "hey man check out my car, its totally ultomit dood!"
Ernamik - "you put dents all over the fenders, scratches all over the hood, cracked the glass, smoked the engine, stripped the automatic transmission, put trash and cat poo all on the seats and floor, and its the worst year for a Topaz...yep it's definitely ultomit, D00000D."
4. (dialogue with an ultomit person who plays video games)
Ultomit - "D00D, I'm so depressed cause this guy said for me to give him my grandfather sword and he will come back later to give me the item that we were going to trade, but he never came back, and my hardcore character died cause i was hacked"
Ernamik - "why dont you go cry about it some more ya ultomit pansie. Man you are so stupid, thats why you trade in a trade box you moron, now get out of my house cause you smell like shit"
by Xaar Xollyeux December 7, 2005
Get the Ultomit mug.Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat of his own. I’m now no longer allowed to get within 100 feet of any member of the family.
by The Negro Ninja June 11, 2006
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An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutly no cognitive thoughts regarding the fact that the food or drinks are not theirs...they rarely will ask and more often than not you let it slip by and never say anything at all...until they leave
"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
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The face where the lower jaw protrudes past the upper jaw and the eyebrows furrow into a particularly ugly line; usually used when in extreme distress. May also be natural face of ultimately unattractive people. Especially found on people who think that they are better than everyone else.
The face where the lower jaw protrudes past the upper jaw and the eyebrows furrow into a particularly ugly line; usually used when in extreme distress. May also be natural face of ultimately unattractive people. Especially found on people who think that they are better than everyone else.
(1) Whenever my dad gets upset with me, he gets the Ultimate Fug Face.
(2) Wow, did you see that girl? she had a permanent U.F.F. I wonder what pissed her off today. Probably her face is just like that naturally.
(2) Wow, did you see that girl? she had a permanent U.F.F. I wonder what pissed her off today. Probably her face is just like that naturally.
by Jmemathinger January 11, 2009
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adj. That color is so ultraverte
adj. That color is so ultraverte
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