twitter

A site people send things to, to prove that they are neither bored nor boring

Twitter - Think about it.

by Dialectic You May 2, 2009

twitter pated

The feeling you get before you have sex.

After kissing her ear i felt twitter pated and wanted to fuck.

by Tina Peck September 7, 2005

Twitter Stan

Twitter Stans are usually a group of people that worship or praise a certain individual by creating an account and making fan edits, blogs, etc.

Is that a Talia Mar Twitter Stans?

by LORD KSI March 1, 2021

Football Twitter

A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.

What did you do in the weekend mate?

Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me

by hahaguesswhattt May 24, 2019

Twitter-pated

1. completely and totally obsessed with Twitter.
2. constantly checking/updating Twitter

Alanna's completely Twitter-pated. She's always online.

by Iustì September 4, 2009

Twittercism

What Twitterites do to Facebookers...
Mocking the status use of Facebook as opposed to Twitter

He twittercised her status on Facebook as being too mundane.

That is an obvious twittercism of Facebook.

by catahoula March 22, 2009

Twitterbomb

When people following you on twitter get mobile device updates from your tweets. Most humorous when they are all in the same room.

During our meeting, I tweeted how bored I was and unknowingly sent a twitterbomb to everyone in the room.

by kcsat0m1k February 4, 2010