Dr. Quinn's BIZARRO counterpart.
Quinn: "Why does my guy look like an egg, how is that--"
Turtle face: "Bizarro!"
Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"
Turtle face: "Bizarro!"
Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"
by Sub-Zero June 26, 2005
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you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion
you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion
by hellomoto1234321 October 26, 2008
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by lawl32 March 26, 2011
Get the Turtle Juice mug.Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.
The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"
"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
by R. Trelford March 8, 2004
Get the Turtle pokin' mug.IN the action of recieving oral sex. It is when instead of ejaculating the male urinates in the females mouth.
Bo-You are giving a great blow job
Tilla-Thanks cum for me
Bo-I did-hehe
Tilla-Is that piss
Bo-Indeed it is the Thristy Turtle
Tilla-*PUKE*
Tilla-Thanks cum for me
Bo-I did-hehe
Tilla-Is that piss
Bo-Indeed it is the Thristy Turtle
Tilla-*PUKE*
by Alabaster Blowjob November 6, 2007
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#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.
#2 fat man who wont get laid.
#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.
#4 fagot
or
#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think
#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.
#2 fat man who wont get laid.
#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.
#4 fagot
or
#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think
by dairon December 18, 2008
Get the lactating turtle mug.In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle
Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth
Guy: ok I Won't
A few minutes later
Guy: ok let see what he was talking about
Guy: ok I Won't
A few minutes later
Guy: ok let see what he was talking about
by Blaster80 February 3, 2018
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