real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018

Hand Ting

London slang for a fire arm (Gun)

Blanco : Hand ting feel like adele so pretty

Dbo : The hand ting coming like corona if it cough twice then it’s sending you pack

by Just_a_simp May 5, 2021

Holy Fucking Tits

When Holy Fucking Shit just won't cover it.

HOLY FUCKING TITS BATMAN!!

by ExDonnie May 17, 2010

One more time

The false phrase used by band directors to run through a set when they actually mean more than once.

One more time, then water break!

by supernemo May 21, 2013

Friend Of Timothy

A homosexual male with a well groomed beard. Derived from the friends of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz and a popular gay icon in Scotland.

"With a beard like that, he MUST be a Friend Of Timothy!"

by Rextherunt June 15, 2013

hens with ties

A codeword for hentai. You say it so your friends or parents don't know that you watch an anime teenager plow his little sister. Also how does every teenager male have a six pack? I mean come on...

"Hey dude, lets watch hens with ties!" "Oh god no... not him..."

by Prince_Kijigo May 25, 2017

tony the tiler

Guy who lays tile like a italian

Tony the tiler says if you lay it right you can walk all over it for years

by Tonythetiler September 22, 2020