League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.

- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!

by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023

cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022

Guelph police service

Murdered 5000 people since opening

Madd is contractually supported by Guelph police service and kill children by the 1000s

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Guelph police service

Synonymous with the trade centers collapse and apparent genocide survivorship losses

Help Guelph police service cannabalism causes

by Cody5050 August 24, 2022

green police

the green police are the police you order to come and arrest people for dumb actions.

some student- "i know the answer."
teacher- "ok whats 2 x 3?"
student- "5?"
somebody yells out GREEN POLICE

"i found a quarter worth 10 cents"
green police

by Wally Kumar April 29, 2008

Police record

Files/datas that are filled with someone's bullshits,or even worse, which are been kept by the police, in order to restrain your life as a punishment or to remember you forever.

By the time I applied a street-illegal exhaust in my motorbike, a cop's motorcycle caught me, and from now on, i own a police record.

by Xrousi March 10, 2022

N-word police

Is a branch of the united states military. It's usually an oppressed black person or a Hispanic person (With a valid n-word pass of course.) that makes sure no white or Arab person says the n-word.

White person #1: What's that sound?
White person #2: Oh shit it's the N-word police!

by TheOneAndOnly080 March 18, 2019