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teletubbies

A deeply disturbing show that is made for kids. Homo-erotic in nature, four strange looking creatures that resemble a gorilla/ human baby halfbreed that have antennas on their heads go on everyday adventures. They love each other, sucking on each other, and masturbating with each other in their happy little astro-turf world. This show has probably made by child molesters.
Dipsy: love love Tinkly winkely!
Tinkely winkely: love love Dipsy!
by melanthex May 13, 2005
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The Telly Savalas

A pussy that has been shaved bald
P-Phat loves the Telly Savalas!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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Telekenesis

The ability to move, pick-up, or otherwise manipulate an object with ones mind.
Telekenesis is featured well in the game "Psi-Ops".
by Some guy named Dalsus October 13, 2006
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telesnort

when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.
I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?
by jon.o July 25, 2009
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telepalmer

The new, more genuine, folksier alternative to a teleprompter. Consists of writing notes on the palm of your hand, then consulting them while delivering a speech on national television.
"The telepalmer? I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s the exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence. Here she’s just taking crib notes on her hand. It makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff and she just jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech."
by Moggraider February 9, 2010
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Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

by Penis Man July 15, 2003
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telefunken

Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)

1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;
"Gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. It was the most exciting day of my life!"
by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006
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