Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr

You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019

stan twitter

Very weird people on Twitter who just spend their whole day talking shit about memes and celebrities. No one outside their community can really understand what they're saying. They also are very intolerant and don't give any attention to people who don't have the same interests or opinions as them. Even though their main topics are American and English celebrities and American rap, they come from many different countries like Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Barbados, South America, Europe, etc., not just the USA. They also all talk in English only. Typically comprised of teens and young people, mainly Gen Z, this is why Gen Z is so weird.

Today Stan Twitter was talking about McDonalds. They were saying stuff like, "Welcome to McDonalds, would you like to order a ____ (celebrity) meal?" Literally BS, made no sense. Like wtf?

by John532 August 15, 2021

Twitter Funnel Effect

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.

Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.

by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024

Twitter whore

A non-public figure/celebrity verified Twitter account that interaction farms or rage baits for money.

There are so many Twitter whores at the bottom of Pop Base’s posts hoping they’ll annoy stans.

by anonymous January 2, 2024

Twitter

A social and media web site promoting random personal text in limited characters to random people helping promote online friendships and more...

People who purchase twitter _itBots are looking for love in the right places, and people talking to these twitter bots are benefiting in potential IRL human friendship{s}, and AI advancement online. TY TWITTER

by Hello uU www site! TY May 21, 2016