Toyeba

Toyeba is an amazing girl who will support you and make you laugh threw out life , she will stick with you thick and thin she can be annoying at times and she will take the mick but she is most certainly beautiful and the girl who can fight like a ninja secretly.

"Im so boreddd."
"Go to Toyeba , she will entartain you forever !"

by 2222222222.x November 6, 2020

Toyota

An auto maker that is "Moving you forward" even when you don't want to.

Person 1-Oh darn, my Toyota Prius wouldn't stop and I wrecked it on the freeway, spilling my tea all over my lap.

Person 2-You should have bought a Ford you pussy.

by Ricky Turbo April 12, 2010

Toyota

1. A Japanese car company that has manufactured Hybrid cars and models such as the Supra and Corrola, which are very popular in the U.S.
2. A word followed on UrbanDictionary by an amount of misspelled words so large that Grammar Nazis die in its wake.

1. I bought my Hybrid from Toyota the other day.
2. Toyota isa care taht is bery populat in the United Ates

by dkjnvoelushgnvbailuerdfjkhmn,c December 12, 2010

Toyz

TOYZ OWNS ALL FFS

fj33r the r00t l33t hax0r, Toyz

Sky says:
Toyz i love you
Sky says:
i fjeer you
Sky says:
<3!

by Rawand June 6, 2004

Toyota

Toyota® (N): Cars with great gas milage, stiff suspension and a gas pedal with a mind of its own. Will kill 90% of america when it Kamikaze's into a house or 7/11. Floor mats for comfort could cause brain damage. remember to drive a toyota you have to learn left foot braking/ rally driving.

i was driving my grandma and that bitch wouldnt shut up. i told her to get out and look at the hood of my car and my gas pedal "got stuck" and i hit her. damn toyota killed my grandma.

by Gerstec March 15, 2010

Toyota

A once creator of reliable cars, and trucks, who's making bad design choices over the last couple of years.
Best small truck and most capable 4 Wheel truck on the market

"My driveway is muddy again, please bring the Toyota Tacoma and pull my Chevy S-10 to the road."

by nightwatch April 10, 2006

Toyota Landcruiser

An overpriced and over rated 4WD vehicle that you rarely see outside of school runs and suburban shopping centers. Commonly bought by people that fall for the marketing hype rather than researching before a purchase. The utility versions still use a body shell that was designed when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem. The poor ergonomics and harsh ride from the cart springs see the owners exchanging Christmas cards with their chiropractor and physiotherapist.

On the rare occasions they are used off-road, poor suspension travel and weak drivelines mean they are usually found stuck in the tracks made by the Patrols and Land Rovers, needing lengthy recovery sessions to get them back on the chicken tracks where they belong. The front diffs are made of licorice and there are a plethora of aftermarket components designed to make them stronger, which rarely work.

Visually recognizable from a distance due to the entire ARB catalogue being fitted with the biggest mud terrain tyres that can possibly be fitted, you are immediately aware the driver is compensating for a small penis. Yes, all the gear and no idea, typical cruiser driver.

My Toyota Landcruiser is bogged again.

My boyfriend and I are using the Toyota Landcruiser in the mardi gras again this year

by Ecovandal June 8, 2018