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fleetwood mac

an overrated, cocaine-fueled, whitebread, surburban, corporate, Anglo-American "California" Seventies Adult Contemporary band with a strong yuppie and soccer mom fan base. Their "classic" 1977 album "Rumors" ain't so great. What they did in the Eighties IS an improvement, however. Still, they are a favorite of Tipper Gore, who tried to censor ALL music she didn't like, and take away our freedom of choice and expression. Fleetwood Mac is for those who don't like their music to be too challenging. This is a reason why we had to have the punk rebellion. Check out the members' solo albums for more exciting music.
Fleetwood Mac has a handful of decent singles (like "Tell Me Lies") but that's about it. When Bill Clinton was inaugerated in 1993, Fleetwood Mac reformed to play for the elite crowd. The muckety-mucks were on TV shaking their butts. WFD.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 12, 2008
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country mac

A county Mac is when your genitals are oddly itchy and annoying.
I hate when I'm trying to masturbate but I have a country mac
by Jonathan Fourtwenty Blaze August 10, 2016
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Fleetwood Mac

When you allow yourself to become embroiled in a love triangle.
Jesse: “Oh dear, El should have never got with their metamour. It;s an enticing proposition but essential they've just Fleetwood mac’d themself.”
by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
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Mac Daddy

Mac Daddy is the biggest fucking pussy you've ever seen. When I see one I land massive king kong bitch slaps on their snouts. If they look good I usually will fuck them in their ass and have them lick the shit off my dick.
man, look at that Mac Daddy, I'm going to make that boi my bitch
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
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Mac tickle

Waking up your Mac from sleep mode by aggressively moving your finger back and forth on the mouse pad. Applies to MacBooks only.
"How do I get your MacBook out of sleep mode?"
"Just give the mouse pad a little mac tickle."
by kenziefrenzy May 15, 2010
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Mac hangover

When someone gets all excited about getting a new Apple product only to realize that a new version came out the day after they bought the product.
Tom was so excited to get his new MacBook Air until he had a Mac hangover.
by MrComrod1 July 26, 2011
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Mac Stabber

similar to a backstabber but to a higher degree.

A mac stabber will smile to your face, but stab you in the back.
They thrive off of being your best friend by day, sleeping with your bf/gf by night. Also often they use privileged information gained throughout a long term relationship in order to try and smear your reputation.
After we broke up she told the cops about everything i've done to try and have me arrested. Such a Mac Stabber.

She helped me plan my going away party and then slept with my bf when I was gone! What a Mac Stabber!!

After 3 years she lied to the cops and had me arrested for DV, Audrey is such a Mac Stabber!
by Mac Stabbed December 22, 2010
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