strollaxing

Taking a walk while clearing your mind... chill'n.

Strollaxing seems to help calm things down after a fight with bae.

by DatCakeChick! October 24, 2016

stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017

Stroika

Generally purposed to indicate to a construction site in Russia, it is also rarely used as an argot for a deserted building.

I and Romka went to the stroika and smoked two cigarettes.

by hummus boy October 6, 2018

Strole

Some shit Caleb said. Another example of the absolute destruction of the English language due to Caleb’s spelling.

Damn you strole my joke.

by Patiddies October 6, 2018

strokerap

It is neither mumble rap or lyrical. It is a form of rap where the rapper sounds like he is struggling to breath and only mumbles half the lines coherently.

Jane: What kind of rap do you guys like?
Jim: I really like mumble rapping just cause it's so fast.
George: I'm really loving this new strokerap.
Jim: What's stroke rap?
George: You have to hear it to understand, look up lanze. He has a hot song called wit it.

by longShaftJenkins October 8, 2018

strokepished

When someone is so drunk that you cannot determine whether or not they have had a stroke or have simply had too much to drink.

Me:The woman on table 49 is pure steaming!
Anthony: mate she’s had a stroke.
(Half an hour later) - can’t even punch her PIN number into card machine
Woman on table 49:Shouting “this is a pure disgrace! I’m in retail!”
Me: Told you she was pished!
Anthony: Aye..... STROKEPISHED!

by Staifreak November 12, 2018

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018