Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

Spitting Ink

When someone’s lying you say “your spitting ink”

I know your spitting ink

by Your printing July 20, 2019

spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.

OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!

by ___lybee July 21, 2019

Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

Shitting down

When it's profusely raining and term 'pissing down' doesn't quite cut it .

omg its absolutely shitting down out there

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

shittingly scared

When you are so scared that your bowel movement increases and you feel like you are about to shit

When my SAT scores were about to be anounced i was shittingly scared

by CrazyCosmonaut September 15, 2019

Switting

The art of shitting and sweating at the same time.

Related to anxiety-induced diarrhea

"I'm gonna blow ASS. CLEAR THE WAY."

"I'm on the toilet, switting."

by Box_O_Bred December 10, 2019