Spratting

When two semi-straight males make aggressive eye contact while jerking each other off. There also must be a third party pissing on their feet for no apparent reason. The first one to cum must be called "gay" in order for the second and third party to not actually be gay.

Bruh, did you see Brandon and Eli spratting each other last night by the bon fire?

by KY Daddy April 9, 2025

Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.

Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.

by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017

aoife spratt

A girl that you would describe as talented, pretty, smart and has a great personality. She is the full package. It can also be used when saying that a ceratin girl, is the one for you.

Male 1: Yo, dude. See that girl over there, she is aoife spratt.
Male 2: Ye, man, your right. Well make your move bruv.

by Commonly used words February 11, 2021

london spratt

A person with this name is very beautiful and kind. And they have amazing humor. Definitely find someone named London. And even better, find someone named London Spratt <3

Yo do you see her over there?
Ya I heard her name is London spratt
That explains her cuteness

by Your beloved <3 September 5, 2021

Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!

"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"

by Matt January 15, 2004

scratchin' aeir

to be in a high or stoned state

hey man, you scratchin' aeir

by sexlings May 28, 2006

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009