E Sports Sadboy

One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.

All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023

TikTok sports

Any kind of sport that can be viewed or played on TikTok.

TikTok Sports are the best.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

sports trainer

Glorified water boy.

Hey sports trainer, Can I get water?

by wordluver27 October 12, 2017

Sport Run

A form of running that helps one go faster; typically looks different then your normal run

Omg!!! Look at them sport run, they are so fast!!

by Kent A. Meters September 3, 2022

Sporting

Euphemism for someone participating in promiscuous sex, especially women, also applied to prostitutes.

So that Chinaman is your brother? Your mother must have been a damn sporting woman!

by Naughty Daddy January 2, 2022

Sport fisherman

Someone who catches their sperm after masturbating and throws it.

You can tell he's an accomplished sport fisherman by how many cum stains are on his ceiling.

by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019

sport bumming

Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….

‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..

by Sutty9 August 24, 2023