spongenapping

The act of getting breast augmentation for free by dating the plastic surgeon.

Origin: Burger King, "an act of stealing inflatables."

Did you pay for those DDD's yourself, or did you get them by spongenapping?

by Josh December 5, 2004

sponge

From "sponge bath" females in the Caribbean are expected to clean their privates before going to bed. Regardless of the circumstances--even when there is a hurricane, or some other natural disaster. It is expected that, although she does not have indoor plumbing, she must make provision for that obligatory "sponge"--such as collecting rain water.

Girls are trained very early on how to sponge. The focus is speed and efficiency. As a rite of passage are given their very own decorative plastic basins and are shown how to "sponge".

"Time to go and sponge, Mary."

"What happen-- you not sponging tonight? It's six o'clock..."

"You know I hear dat dese nasty women from England doe sponge?"

by setitstrate November 5, 2011

Spongebobbed

(Adj.) riddled full of bullet holes

That bitch was talkin' mad shit, so I pulled out my nine and Spongebobbed his ass.

by el cartio August 13, 2012

Sponge Girl

When a girl is so useless at sex its like fucking a sponge, you only get out what you put in.

Guy 1: Oh I heard you got laid last night?

Guy 2: Hardly, no effort on her part...

Guy 1: Shit dude, another Sponge Girl.

by Mack Joxon June 19, 2014

Sponge

One who is able to absorb bullshit and will try to spread it on to others. Also is the definition of gay.

That kid is the biggest sponge!

by The Tater tot slayer February 16, 2015

Sponge

One who is able to absorb bullshit and will try to spread it on to others. Also is the definition of gay.

That kid is the biggest sponge!

by The Tater tot slayer February 16, 2015

Spongee

A person who is mooched off of or sponged off of by ungrateful people who never return a favor and only think of their own greedy desires.

My mom is always a spongee...she lets people mooch borrow money from her and never gets paid back. My niece is a sponge too...she let her sister freeloader live there rent-free and never paid a dime to help with bills. They both need to kick those human sponges to the curb!

by Texas Toys June 13, 2015