spaids

Britney Spears Aids. Spears Aids. A form of aids that you can only get from Britney Spears' Va-jay-jay. (made up)

Omg you whore, you have spaids!
You have spaids!

by S. Winter November 9, 2007

spider-manning

verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.

Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.

by Geo from SJ February 18, 2010

Crack Spider

The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.

OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john

by John Doe Mo Tree January 14, 2008

Spider Monkey

A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.

Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."

by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009

spider nose

When you extricate a long, dry, multi-directional strand of snot from your nostril resembling a spider web. Often due to arid conditions or proximity to a great deal of dirt or clay (like on a baseball diamond).

Dude... I got spider nose something fierce... I think the web I just pulled out reached all the way back to my brain.

by Jehu the damaga January 3, 2009

Spiderclaw

When a man withdraws at the moment of no return only to spray his man juice all over his hand. The action of flicking his muck over the young ladies back resembles spidermans web shooting technique and the shape of the hand looks like a claw, a combination of both leads to Spiderclaw.

I blew me muck all over me hand so I Spiderclawed her back. The bitch loved it

by Billy No Mates1 April 25, 2008

Spider-Ben

To use index and pinky as shocks to finger the female with middle and index finger.

Hey nigga whats happening, nothing just got done spider-bening a hoe.

by Spiderben October 17, 2008