SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius

literally.

jolene: h-
sonic the hedgehog : meow meow bitch gotta fuck fast

by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019

sonia

a very nice girl who wants to know about pop culture, found in the danganronpa amino chats occasionally.

"you see that girl over there? yep, she isn't that well-versed about pop culture, but she's super nice. she's definitely a sonia!"

by THEREALbaybee July 11, 2019

Soniread

To panic or be flustered

Damn that situation had me soniread.

by Bandana Hazy July 14, 2019

Sonic the Hedgehog

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.

Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.

by Segawhy August 25, 2019

sonilishia

with a glimpse of her eye she'll make your day , she is something you can't resist .

sonilishia is just a great person

by imsassyand?? September 24, 2019

Sonia

A person with so much ego and attitude that people hate it and constantly spends thousands on merchandise of k pop that will ever notice you.

That person is Such a Sonia

by SubwayisFresh September 29, 2019

Sonic The hedgehog

A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times

This is not Sonic The Hedgehog this is me

by Sonik The Hedgehog October 6, 2019