pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

Wack Smack

To smack someone in the face with an ejaculated dick

Yoo i Wack Smacked that bitch i fucked yesterday

by BigGloWop April 5, 2016

Vag smack

A quick smack to the vagina with the tips or knuckles of your fingers, much like the nut tap...

"This girl was messing with me, and I didn't want to get my make up messed up, so I vag smacked her"

by KANT D3Ni June 16, 2016

llama smack

When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you

" I tried to give it to her but instead she gave me the llama smack."

by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017

daddy smack

Beating someone so badly as to remind them of how their daddy beat them. A gaming term.

Wow, Matt totally daddy smacked Rylan in that game of Clash Royale

by ThaiDolla$ign April 18, 2017

Gong Smack

The act of striking, typically with the palm of the hand, a man's suspended testicles

“Man did you notice that Josh was walking funny?”

“Yeah bro I heard he got gong smacked by his boyfriend yesterday”

by George Saunders October 21, 2017

brain smack

An act of cupping ones hand over their own butthole, and farting into the hand, to later trap the gassiest stench while simultaneously whipping your hand out with great efficiency and speed to carefully keep the horrendous stench in your hand, then placing the hand under a poor unsuspecting target’s nostril. The stench will instantly travel up the nostrils and the sensation will smack the brain. Hence the term brain smacker

He brain smacked me.
He grabbed his fart and brain smacked me.
Brain smack means to catch your fart in your pants then throw it in someone’s face

by Faggatron2698 November 8, 2017