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Keep me smart

Keep giving me head 😩😩
Something weird people say to their friends on their birthday
Happy birthday Manoli ! Keep me smart 😉😉
by ManoliIsGod August 14, 2021
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smart jayden

A motherfucking smart alek who gets everything right. This person is usually lonely and doesn’t have any friends.
‘Stop being a smart Jayden!’
by NightmareDefinitions September 29, 2020
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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steve smart

The best DJ ever on kiss fm #fnk #snk on for 4 hours and has a great taste of music
by jarveyboy03 November 9, 2013
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lowkey smart

Someone who's very intelligent but keeps it subtle or under the radar.
She's lowkey smart but people don't notice because she doesn't brag about her grades. Did you know she has all A's?
by Draco's Biggest Fangirl January 13, 2025
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Smart

Someone who's a dumbass.
by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021
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Smart

When you're so dumb that you think you're smart.
You: I am smart.
Your friend: You literally don't even know 1 + 1.
by ThatGuyThatMakesYouFeelStupid October 21, 2020
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