slamtit

1. (n) A complete imbecile, often used as a term of endearment, but usually to casually berate a friend for idiocy. Interchangeably used plurally, ie, slamtits

2. (v) To metaphorically screw another.

1. You wrecked my car? You slamtit!

I find your slamtittery unbelievable, how could you possibly be a homosexual.

Democrats are a bunch of slamtits.

That guy is dressed like a total slamtits.

2. I slamtitted that filthy punk rocker the other night. That's what he gets for smelling like a rotten animal.

by Z4orbes October 19, 2007

Slap cock to the rice

A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.

Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.

by Joe from Brooklyn March 9, 2008

boob slap

when a girl uses her boobs to slap you in the face (must be a DD or bigger to work)

"jo's boobs were so big that they made red marks on your face after the boob slap"

by goddambats May 30, 2006

slap your plastics

To pay by credit card, often for a larger than expected bill

After your date orders the filet AND the lobster tail, you will have to slap your plastics on the bill.

by scottybeck February 6, 2007

slap

To have a very loud, good quality sound system esp. in your car. Or a song that just sounds hella good and has tremendous bass in it. I have to set the record str8 once again. We started this in the Town, Oakland, Ca, USA. When everybody else was still callin it "Knock" or "Thump" We in Oakland started calling it "Slap". The rest of the Bay Area eventually caught on to it. Str8 Up!

I had a scraper on 22's wit hella slap in it.

by The Sensei May 13, 2005

slap-a-bitch/cap-a-bitch

(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.

Person 1: "She just called you fat!!"
Person 2: "it's time to slap-a-bitch!"

by Ka-Five March 14, 2005

hoagie slap

The male act of hitting another with one's genetalia, incorporating the penis, or penis and scrotum, in either an act of foreplay or jest.

Girl, he hoagie slapped so hard, I got a mushroom-shaped bruise on my forehead.

by P-Rizzle June 9, 2005