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1. (n) A complete imbecile, often used as a term of endearment, but usually to casually berate a friend for idiocy. Interchangeably used plurally, ie, slamtits

2. (v) To metaphorically screw another.
1. You wrecked my car? You slamtit!

I find your slamtittery unbelievable, how could you possibly be a homosexual.

Democrats are a bunch of slamtits.

That guy is dressed like a total slamtits.

2. I slamtitted that filthy punk rocker the other night. That's what he gets for smelling like a rotten animal.
slamtit by Z4orbes October 19, 2007
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slamtime 

the period of time in which individuals are participating in sexual intercourse
Dude, I can't wait for slamtime with the squeeze tonight.
slamtime by Vin Montague January 27, 2010
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Slamityville 

Slamityville: the place you take her when you are killing that pwussy in the corner of death off the henny like never before
1. Yo Bruh i was off the henny lastnight _____ (which ever chick is in the corner of death at the time at the time) tried to run put her in the corner of death tried to take her to POUND TOWN made a wrong turn and ended up in SLAMITYVILLE.

slagtite 

slagtite
The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.

Slaptits 

A term of inderment for a less intelligent friend/spouse, usaully when they do something dumb right in front of you.
Jim spills his water all over the table at the dinner
Jane: "real nice move, slaptits."
Slaptits by padre80 July 19, 2010
1. To forget or dismiss something.

2. To get violent.
1.Slam that shit, I ain't goin' in there!
OR
Slammit, we'll think of something else.

2.Yeah?! Well then let's you and me slammit on, chum!
OR
He's fuckin' with you? I'm a' slammit on and kill 'im!
slammit by TheManW/ThePlan April 13, 2007

slamitarian 

An overbearing out of control environmental specialist
formerly known as sanitarians
The slamitarian gave me a B rating on our restaurant inspection score.
slamitarian by reeb zee September 13, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

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person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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