Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.

Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.

by Lightofday February 5, 2022

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simplify

To give exceptionally tight shooting in FPS games

"Holy crap, Sam is simplifying"

by Sakantti April 18, 2022

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simp.ly.edits

a tiktok creator who makes video edits of multiple different fandoms.

I love watching simp.ly.edits videos on tiktok.

by tvdufan May 10, 2022

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Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 17, 2022

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Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.

*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!

by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022

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SIMPlanthropy

A portmanteau of SIMP and philanthropy

A philanthropy movement which is blatantly done for ulterior motives (just like SIMP who's being kind for the sake of getting pussies or penises)

Corporate Social Responsibility?

More like, Corporate's SIMPlanthropy

by Sir. B May 31, 2022

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