screwface

The youngest member of Wu-Tang, Shyheim's, disguise.

Shit iz real, ain't no time to cash no butterflies
Pass the St. Ide's
Screwface is my disguise so look me in my eyes that aint wise
The first chump that jumps is the first chump that dies

by tannedmike July 21, 2006

screw the gooch

To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.

"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."

I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."

"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"

by Ushtenhouser January 11, 2008

screw

To be totally messed.
Used in aggresion towards someone.
To fuck.

Dude, your screwed.
Screw you fuckface!
I screwed her.

by Guywithknife June 8, 2004

Shrewsbury

A white spoiled suburban town located in central Massachusetts. Shrewsbury is considered “the bury” in “the bury” we’ve got high school kids getting high on weed considering we live next to the hood in Worcester so not hard to get. 8th graders vaping on buses. We also have a stupid ice cream truck outside of school every day instead of coming to my neighborhood. What the fuck ice cream man. I’ve lived here for 12 years considering that I’ve seen only 5 black people. What the hell were are they all. Not to be racist but we have an Indian village as well. “The bury” isn’t the richest but isn’t the poorest. I’ve seen 2 Tesla’s and 1 Lamborghini in shrewsbury. Even according to Snapchat we have a filter that says “the bury”. So we’re not the richest but we’re not the poorest were pretty fucked up town. Shewsbury is pretty boring if you look up places to go it’s either historical society‘s, hella expensive bowling or hella expensive escape the rooms or it’s so boring that it gives us places in Boston. So here is my pretty fucked up town who’s boring as hell and a white suburban spoiled town.

Shrewsbury Is a white suburban fucked up spoil town.

by Nancy_know_it_all June 6, 2018

flying screwhammer

The act of pile driving a woman while she is giving you head and wraps her legs around your neck while you hold her middle. usually done by jumping off the bead and holding her hair for maximum results.

man, dude, i just flying screwhammered that girl!

by Tommerbomber October 31, 2008

dude-screwed

When one dude does something to screw over another dude; this often involves breaking Man Laws or particularly one of the following cardinal rule, golden rule, friend rule, six month rule, Three Month Rule, Friend Code, etc.

"Dude...Lucas just dude-screwed me...I had one last beer and he drank it!"

"Dude...I heard Jeremy's dating your ex-gf...he broke a man law...you got dude-screwed."

by bpbpbpbp August 2, 2009

Hawaiian Cork-Screw

When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.

1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."

by Beastman911 June 17, 2013