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Shrek is a strong European green gremlin that lives in a swamp, he is often fighting with his pet donkey Thanos. For a hobby he likes to spank Mario.
Shrek by DatShrekGuy December 13, 2018
An orgely god that smells like onions and will slotter anyone the comes near his swamp.
Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
Shrek by urmum100 December 13, 2018

Shrek'd'er

A shrek'd'er is one of whom shrek is within, and smites liberals; one shrekkiey boi.
Shrek'd'er mode ENGAGEDCITO!
Shrek'd'er by Veridicule December 27, 2018
Shrek is the almighty ogre lord who rules over many swamps around the world

Shrek is believed to be made by god himself and was made to bring the belief of onions and on how much layers they have
Shrek is praised on by the believers who believe that shrek will come down from the heavens and rip apart the non believers bit by bit
Shrek by Memeslip6669 January 6, 2019
"Shrek is the heathen that is trying to usurp our lord and master shaggy. WE MUST DESTROY HIM FOR THE GLORY OF SHAGGY"
"I'm begging you, let me out of here. it's cold. you haven't fed me in days. I have children. i'm begging you let me just see their faces and let me tell them I love them"
"THAT'S THE KIND OF THING A SHREK SUPPORTER WILL SAY"
"N-no- please"
"RALPHY! BRING THE BOILING OIL!"
Shrek by IOU 1 definition February 3, 2019