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screeching weasel

(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police
Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.
by CMoore014 September 9, 2009
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Blue Screen of Death

1. It occur when YOU majorly fuck up, it doesn't occur ramndomly.

2. Message telling you to get a XP
1. Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times were dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.

2. Idiot: I got the Blue Screen of Death again!
Me: What version do you own?
Idiot: Windows 95
Me: Then get a XP!
Idiot: What for?
Me: Oy.
by Tonio31 August 28, 2006
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main screen turn on

All your base will belong to us...
An order from a vidio game space-ship captian to turn on the main screen to see Katz, a robotic evil dude, make even worse grammatical errors.
McMillin Japanese translational services REALLY fuked up this time...
"Let's go watch that movie...Main Screen turn on! Launch all ZIG!"
by A_Longboarding_Trogdor October 30, 2003
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Sareema

A troll.

One of the best out there.
Known as "Shine".
Beware, may cause nightmares.
Omg, Sareema terrifies me.
by PowerOfZeePiss December 7, 2010
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screef

Derogatory term that is slightly higher in magnitude than douche bag.
Verb-Dude I just screefed in my pants.
Adjective-Your such a screef face get a life.
Noun-Man you are such a fuckin screef.
by Leeth June 30, 2006
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white screen of death

My shitty laptops has an hardware problem that makes it hang with a white screen on high IO loads, under linux, freebsd and windows. Packard bell did not find anything though.
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fuck I've got a white screen of death while watching a dvd
by aris May 31, 2004
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Autistic screech

A screech that an autistic child makes. Like this: REEEEEEEEEE!
by Shzhshzuxux May 4, 2020
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