shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 08, 2017

Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl

How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

litty shitty

The short-hand name for the flaming bag of poop prank

Last night someone litty shitty'd me!

by Fred-toast May 31, 2023

Whippin’ Shitties

When an intoxicated person is operating some form of transportation and crashes.

“Damn I was whippin’ shitties on my bike last night on the way home from the bar…and now I have a broken arm and a $3000 ambulance bill.”

by Mads911 March 20, 2022

Shitty Little retard

Basically someone know as min.

"Did you see that shitty little retard min"

by Dababay May 15, 2023

Plum Shitty

When the situation is just THAT bad that you have to talk like a sports-watching stepdad.

"THE CHIEFS LOST?! Well this is plum shitty."

by Varentix April 09, 2025

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024