shart

when you fart and shit at the same time. it stinks like shit

bob: did you just shart
billy: maybe

by poltzer January 19, 2024

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sharts

A set of shitty PowerPoint charts.

I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.

by Tired PM July 13, 2023

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Shart Residue

The wetness left over after you shit your pants that sticks to your underwear or between your buttcheeks

Kaden had some shart residue left after that juicy fart he let go.

by itsmells September 8, 2016

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When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.

Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.

Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.

*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*

Jarred: Gotta blast!!

by nolabb August 16, 2019

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