Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent

Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)

by Katsopolis September 4, 2013

scarlet lover

A man who has an exceptional lover of redhead females. Usually but not always dating redheaded women exclusively. Scarlet Lovers are also apt to performing random acts of kindness to redheaded female strangers and prone to complimenting redheads with a wide variety of words.

"Antonio Lopez is a scarlet lover!"

"No dude, he IS The Scarlet Lover."

by RFRS October 21, 2013

Scoble Scale

The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.

1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.

Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.

"Oh man, that meeting was horrendous. Definitely a 5 on the Scoble Scale."

by CanadianBadass May 1, 2014

scarlette popsicle

While having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out and she gives you head while your Dick is still covered in menstrual blood.

I was totally giving it to Susie last night while she was on the rag then she hopped off and gave me a scarlette popsicle

by hue shitty 666 November 7, 2014

scabvertisement

Website ads featuring nasty skin conditions. The ads are usually — but not always — on medical information sites like WebMD. This is not in any way to cast in a bad light the people who have the conditions, because anyone is susceptible to viral, fungal, and bacterial infections, as well as cancer. But most people, including those with the condition, would agree that it's kind of hard to look at.

How do I turn off this horrible scabvertisement?

by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015

Scarlett Bone Mansion

The most precious place on a woman's body where a man would like to park himself for a while.

John finally found the time to park himself in Jennifer's scarlett bone mansion. The red parking garage of love.

by moonlymeister August 26, 2015

Scarlet A Lister

Someone who's name shows up on the recently hacked list of registered users for married people looking for an affair.

"What's wrong with Dick? He seems really stressed. I saw him searching for apartments on his break."

"Yeah. His wife found his name on that hack list. "

"Ah. So we have another Scarlet A Lister on our team. That brings us up to three this week."

by Cyber Barbie October 10, 2015