Smashable

A girl who is definitely someone who could, would, or should be smashed. Characterized by their ability to make sandwiches and give head...at the same time.

Dude, she is smashable, tell her to make you a sandwich then smash.

by Jow Chang October 20, 2010

Smashburger

This is what you call you friends mom when you make sexual "momma jokes" at his expense.

"Eh Matt, tell Smashburger I'm coming over later. I got the 50 Shades of Grey sex package."

by I Been Drinkin April 17, 2015

Smash Hits

a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. Features 'hot gossip' about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.

I need to go to the newsagents to get this week's smash hits. I hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.

by huh March 21, 2004

Smash

to defeat or beat somebody physically or mentally.

"Nigga i smashed dat bitch made nigga"

"hey yo, we battled and all, but i smashed his bitch ass"

by Serious king of NY June 18, 2008

Super Smash Bible Brawl

An event where two or more born-again Christians (or others of similar spiritual persuasion) engage in a heated argument which either centers around, or relies heavily on, Scripture as a source of authority. Such an argument is distinguished by poor speaking and debate skills.

Since both parties believe they are right, neither will persuade the other, but the result is either quite entertaining or dangerous for bystanders.

(The following is excerpted from an online argument between one of my friends, and some of his other associates. The subject of the original post is irrelevant, because, as with most Super Smash Bible Brawls, the parties involved ended up straying far from the topic.)

First commenter: We are to obey the laws, no discrepancy. Render to Caesar what is Caesars and Romans 13 are what you need to read. The wonderful Levitical passage you cited is for a Theocratic society. I would love to live in a kingdom ruled by God and I will one day, but this earth is not the place for that right now. The Levitical punishment forhomosexuality goes far beyond what the New Testament teaches. Jeremiah taught that one day we will have a New Covenant, where the law will be on our hearts and not need the Old Covenant. That is what the death of Jesus brought us. We are no longer under the law but grace. This grace that Jesus offers is no respecter of race, culture or gender. It is the greatest freedom producing spirit the world has ever known. Sin kills freedom. The legitemacy of homosexual unions has always been the death knell of great countries. Read Romans 1, it describes our arrogance and situation perfectly.

Second commenter: I love the Bible, I love Jesus, so much so that I read on to Romans 2 and found this following.

(Quoted bible verse)

Its not saying keep your opinions to yourself, but work towards your own salvation seems to be the gist of what paul is saying here.

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by KamikazeSpider April 30, 2010

smash

Another term for taking a shit.

Omg! I have to take a huge smash!

by Lawnn. August 17, 2007

Smashable

A woman (or man) that, if you were to undergo sexual intercourse with, you'd perform unusual, hardcore porn like moves in attempt to have a painful yet pleasureful sex, causing him/her to limp for 2 weeks after.

Josh: What do you think of that girl buying a flirtini?
Nortn: Oh that blond one? She's definatly smashable.

by Boz Gunn December 24, 2007