sloper

in rock climbing, specifically bouldering, a sloping hold (think of a basketball).

jim couldn't climb any of the boulder problems in Alabama because he's not so strong at slopers.

by dflordnf August 18, 2005

Shower Shit

A shit so bad that the only effective way of getting clean afterwards is to hop in the shower.

CJ: Dude, that taco bell fucked me up, i had to take a shower shit last night
Patrick: That's gross, how bad was it?
CJ: Let's just say I had to clean my shower afterwards...

by see jay December 9, 2008

shit n shower

When you take a rank dump and conceal the scent by taking a shower immediately after, leaving no one the wiser

man sallys been in the bathroom a while she must have shit n showered.

by snaketown November 15, 2006

shit shave shower and wank

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

Mexican Shower

When you don't have enough time for a shower and you just use deoderant to cover the smell.

Daniel: Man i as in such a hurry this morning so i just had a Mexican shower

by Icle Spillane November 13, 2009

Pikey Shower

A Pikey shower is the slang term of when someone uses excessive ammounts of linx or other deodorant sprays as a substitute for a propper shower or bath.

This phrase is mostly used in England.

The name derrives from the popular beleif (fact) that pikeys (gypsies, travelers, eastern europeans mainly romanians) are thilthy animals and cant be bothered to wash propperly and so they do this to cover up their stench and thus create the impression that they are clean. But this almost never works because the smell of the spray mixed with the BO makes a worst smell.
This practise is common with students and it is also used to cover up the smell of cigarette smoke or smoke in general.

Someone wakes up in the morning gets dressed, they cover themselves in spray and go to work/school/dole office. They have just had a Pikey Shower.

by Fudgeloopkoi November 1, 2009

Disco Shower

The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…

Hey! I've just got up and am feeling mighty fine, I think I'm gonna get down to the vibes and have me a Disco Shower.

by Cheeky little monkey February 3, 2018