Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.

Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!

by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009

Slippery Tiernan

When you "accidentally" slip an object (usually a laser gun) between somebodies two butt cheeks.

Guy- "WTF, you just gave me a slippery Tiernan!"
Other Guy- "Sorry, it was an accident."

Guy- "Hehe. I just gave you a Slippery Tiernan."
Loose Girl- "Really? I didn't even notice."

by anonymous1234246623465 October 5, 2011

ghetto slipper

when blackee uses a BIG-O sock and mi dad rubberbands it, is considered a "ghetto slipper"

me:"BLACKEE! why u got a big-o sock on?"
dad:"its a slipper-sock"
me:"WTH?!?! THATS A GHETTO SLIPPER!"

by niggYEEEE December 10, 2006

Turd Snapper

It's where you take a dump and then use your camera phone to take a picture of the dump and send it to friends. Usually with the title "check out my new camera phone".

Take dump, take picture of dump, send to friends, consider yourself a turd snapper.

by Sean Warren March 28, 2008

Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

fatty snapper

A vagina with excess flesh surrounding it making it look very unappealing; An enlarged labia

"I was very excited to take Kathy's panties off until I saw that she had quite a fatty snapper."

by The Great Chief November 3, 2005

Pussy Snapper

This is a three-foot, long, thin, metal, spring contraption with claw on the end of it. When the end opposite of the claw is depressed the magnetic claw grasps stuff. It is supposed to be used by a mechanic to pick up stuff (i.e. bolts, screws, nuts) dropped in hard to reach areas in a vehicle. However, I liked playing with this thing around the house when I was little and my dad used to call it a pussy snapper. I guess it could be used for that but it would hurt like fucking hell.

I lost a screw and I need the pussy snapper to get it.

by Bob the Builder January 4, 2005