Hillbilly Bitch Slap

The act of hitting someone with any piece of cast iron cookware.

Jane got so angry at her husband while she was making fried chicken, her only course of action was the tried and true Hillbilly Bitch Slap.

by Sarahmae79 January 9, 2009

lombardi slap

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face

The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.

by Pimpo June 10, 2004

bare bottom slap-off

An activity where two men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.

Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!

by Der Red Baron September 1, 2006

Verbal Slap

When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. See mental slap.

Person One - Yeah, I got a 95 in math last year.
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!

by More Awesome Than Thou December 28, 2005

Cock Slap of Destiny

When a man slaps a woman so had with his penis she becomes unconscious and has a dream about the future.

My husband gave me the Cock Slap of Destiny and I visited the future

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

Slap the fuck outta you

To slap someone so hard that they become reproductively unsound and unable to perform sexually.

"Next time I see you, me and you are gonna have a heart to heart and I'm gonna slap the fuck outta you"

by Carl_Spackler May 28, 2016

SLAP

Sounds like a plan!

Me: What we doing today?
You: dinner and a Movie?

Me: Slap!

by AlohaFurley November 2, 2019