Simoneing

When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.

Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.

by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021

Simoney

Simoney :
The most amazing person you'll ever meet .

Very kind and easy to get along with

Don't take her for a joke . Even with her kickass personality .

Don't lose her impossible to find *a Simoney*

Person 1 : hey is that simoney
Person 2 : yeah, it is wow i cant believe im lucky enough to be in her presence
Person 1 : she's really cool

by Simonay <3 January 12, 2022

Simonetta

A very white kid with a very small white dick.

Ayo, look at that Simonetta over there. Let's go roast him!

by The best finger shanker February 24, 2022

Simoned

When a man named Simon tricks you into something

Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”

by Cblrstone February 7, 2023

Simonesse

The language spoken in the bbc ( black boy community)

Yo bro you speak simonesse?

by CHEGE2TIMEZ April 21, 2023

Simoner

Someone having an erected penis to a woman named “Simone”

“WOAH, James has a Simoner!”

by Officially.James11 March 19, 2024

Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024